Top Ten Things Women Need To Stop Doing! ASAP!
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STOP ASAP
Take this advice seriously, very seriously ladies! This might be the single most valuable tool you will ever need in your life! A males perspective on what you all really need to stop doing!!
MONSTER FEET
1- Ladies, please... I beg of you all.. please STOP growing your toenails past the skin!!! It is probably THE MOST disgusting thing you can possibly do! Think I just threw up in my mouth thinking about it! Nothing worse than seeing you all walking around with monster feet with nails at least a half inch or more past the toe! How do you all look at those things and think that it looks good? Absolutely hideous and they hurt!
PADDING ANYONE?
2- Okay ladies, I know breast size is a big deal for you all but I have to say this, STOP wearing padded, stuffed and altered bra's to make yourself look bigger than you really are! SUCH a let down more than you having small boobs than to think you have big boobs but come to find out you don't! Such a mean trick!! That actually happened to me and she went from having D cups then finding out she had boobs no bigger than a 10 year old boy! Needless to say, never saw her again!
MAN HANDS
3 - Too all you ladies that bite your nails...JUST STOP IT NUBS!! First to admit, I wouldn't date a girl that bites her nails so far down that the skin lips over the nail! A woman should be feminine, not have man hands, hell.. I've seen some worse than man hands! Bloody claws more like it! Such a turn off!
EWWW
4 - For the big ladies out there, cover that shit up. Enough said. Since when is being 300 pounds and wearing skin tight clothes sexy? IT NEVER IS! I know your mother told you that you are beautiful and all but trust me, nothing beautiful about you looking like that! Stop kidding yourself and cover those barrels up!
JUST......
5 - STOP EATING. period. Men are supposed be the obese slobs, not you people!
EDUCATION
6 - Please pull over and STOP driving! I don't care if your 16 or 60. Go to driver's ED a second time!
OUTCH!
7 - For the love of god STOP kicking us in the balls! We don't go around kicking you all in the boobs do we?!
FAT LIP
8 - PLEASE STOP with the injected lips! It's not sexy, you look like a retarded frog!
STOP ASKING
9 - STOP asking us how you look, are you fat, what goes with what blah blah blah. Half the time we are lying to you when you do so we don't end up sleeping on the couch!
AND NUMBER 10...
10 - To all you hot ladies out there.... STOP being lesbians!! So not cool! lol!
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lol Paradise7, I see those types of feet ALL the time and just grosses me out! I am sure there could be a top 50 list for us guys, without a doubt! lol
Bro Yikes. Not guilty. Whoa thank You Lord Thank You!! I am a hairstylist and years ago stopped doing pedicures especially when some of my male clients wanted them oh make me ill. They needed a major foot doctor and a chain saw to trim the nails. So men can be horrible as well. Not funny when those things are staring at you. My pedicure career did not last long. Hair I can deal with toe nails only mine.
Anyway I agree OMG the woman have to wear sandles because the toenails are too long for shoes. Girls get it together. Be a lady tidy the nails and dont bite them off. JK not.
You are funny and honest.
I posted a link for you to take a quick peek. For reels.
http://frankmen.hubpages.com/hub/Mens-Skinny-Jeans
Hugs shawn.
Votes up Shawn. I thought it was pretty funny, especially the last part:)
Voted UP -- totally agree -- I notice these things, too and I'm a woman -- albeit an old one. Glad to know it's just not my age that makes me notice these "dumb woman" things! Tellin' it like it is -- always a good thing. Best, Sis
I'm thinking that this was a joke. I hope...
Paradise7 Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago
I gotta hope you were joking on all but the feet, and maybe the skin-tight clothes on the 300-pounder.
I could write a similar thing for men that would make your much-attested testicles shrivel up and fall off.